Now I normally do not like to make fun of other’s misfortunes; however in this case I can’t help myself. It seems Bill Clinton somehow got stranded in a forest in West Virginia. But he doesn’t know how he got separated from his group and when he tried to find them, no luck. Now I would think it would be pretty difficult to lose an ex-American president in the woods,but appearantly not. (chuckle!) Boy, I bet those with him are in trouble!Anyway, once he was lost, he was attacked by some mysterious unidentified animal. He said it was grey and “bear-like” but not quite as big as a bear. The animal mauled him, bit him, and caused pretty substantial injuries. He suffered broken ribs, a punctured lung, and a broken ankle. Wow, Bill, tough day! It all sounds a bit suspicious to me – I think the mysterious unidentified animal was probably Hillary! It’s all good, though. After crawling through the woods for about 22 miles, he found a cabin inhabited by a very nice woman who dressed his wounds. (See top photo.)
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Couldn’t of happened to a nicer guy….. HA!
You need to read the whole article. It’s hilarous. He has no explanation on “how” he got lost and no explanation on where the rest of his party went and no idea what kind of animal attacked him. I am really wondering what kind of drugs he was on?????
I thought this was a joke! With Bill’s past history of friends kicking the bucket through some far-out ways of dying, I would be very afraid if I were in his security detail. I would hate to die by way of cutting my own head off like several past friends or associates did!
I see you’ve discovered the Onion…
The Onion…. yes, thanks to Yahoo.